Ten Ways to Look Thin Fast

1. A solid-coloured A-line dress: Anything but a white A-line dress will ensure the remark ‘fabulous’ from everyone around, including black, blue, green, red, purple, yellow, gray, pink, you name it! Guaranteed! Now, like I’ve said in my earlier articles- wearing white is dangerous. Unless you’re Kate Moss thin, don’t try it.

2. Black shoes teamed with black opaque tights: Aha! The Hollywood Star Fashion. This classic look has been worn by Hollywood stars for decades. Perfect for an important business meeting. Just right on a job interview. Wear it to the neighborhood birthday part! Wear it on a first date! Guys love black. Trust Me!

3. Shapewear (cuts 10 pounds): Ah. Shapewear. The Foundation Garment. Don’t negate the value of looking fit and toned under anything you are wearing. And we all also know how difficult it is to keep your stomach sucked in for hours at a time. Well it seems Sara Blakely and others have found the answer to our problems-shapewear. No. It’s actually for the young and beautiful! It’s not for overweight people! It’s for normal girls wanting to look extra sleek. If your boyfriend makes fun of you, check his closet, he’s probably wearing a Men’s Body Shaper}.

4. Wear a bra to lift your boobs: Boobs should never be saggy. When your momma told you to wear a corset, it was because she wasn’t liking your saggy boobs. Wrong Wearing a bra that pushes up your chest will give your figure a more streamlined look. Looking curvy and voluptuous is a great feeling If I have to choose between voluptuous and saggy, I’d choose voluptuous any day. Your man would agree with me. Trust Me.

5. Fake tan: A fake bake can go a long way Who care’s if you didn’t get it baking under the sun, exposing yourself to potential skin cancer, and paying 800 bucks for a weekend in a Miami. A wonderful(if fake) tan will make you glow, make your clothes stand out and up the attraction points. Thank God for Tanning Beds!

6. V-neck sweater (no turtle/crew): I don’t know who invented turtle necks. No. Instead, opt for a lovely v-neck sweater which will highlight your collar bones and hug your neck line! I guarantee immediate compliments for ‘how thin you look today’!

7. Curvy, not boxy, jacket: You would think this would be obvious, box means NO SHAPE. So dahlings, don’t make the boxy mistake.

8. A controlling camisole: Ah. It’s a great buy because you can wear it under a button down shirt, a sweater or out and about in the summer. It’ll also help your posture.

9. Skirts five centimeters above the knee: Ah. Although it would seem that wearing a longer skirt makes you look thin, it doesn’t. Frumpy is what the boys do not like.

10. Loose, skinny belt over a long, thin sweater: Thick belts are out, but a thin belt over a soft sweater can go a long way. When it’s cold you don’t want to lose your shape, just because you are wearing a sweater, so instead wear a thin belt at the waist to guarantee an actual figure.

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